Miss Beatrice, octogenarian church organist and spinster
of the parish, was visited by the young pastor one afternoon.
While she prepared tea, he sat facing her old Hammond organ
and became fixated by a cute glass bowl perched on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all
things - a condom!
When she returned with the tea and scones they chatted amiably,
but the pastor couldn't contain his curiosity any longer: 'Miss Beatrice,
I'm intrigued; kindly explain that,' he enquired pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, isn't it wonderful?' she gushed. 'I found this little packet in the park
months ago. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet,
and it will prevent the spread of disease. Do you know,
I haven't had the flu all winter.'
and Karl, can't tell you how your useful advice about a thimble has humbled me. As for the mouth organ...it's an HOHNER 
