Today's Joke

[Marian]

There have been lots of jokes about it here too Eman, but it will be taken more seriously if the chemicals in some of the horsemeat, causing cancer, have been released into the food chain. They have now found donkey DNA in some of the tested samples too.

[Eman]

Ewwww..sometimes I wonder if becoming a vegetarian is in order, then again you never know what they might find in the soil or stuff to grow the crops.

[keithgood838]

Eman, it is said that genetically modified crops
also constitute a possible health hazard. Time for
a few more laughs:

Supermarket staff member: 'I've found it tough
lately working on the meat counter; I feel like
I'm flogging a dead horse.'

ANOTHER ANAGRAM

Shamburgers: Shergar's bum.



PS Eman, Shergar is a classic racehorse that went
missing years ago in Ireland and has never been
unaccounted for. This is unconnected to the fact
that it was the Irish who first discovered that beef
was being contaminated by horse DNA.

[Eman]

Ewwwww Keith that's mega projectile gross!!!!

[ROBERT M.]

Shergar won the Epsom Derby by a proverbial mile

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21316921

[Marian]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My lasagna said "neigh"
When it should've said "moo"

[Sandra]

Very funny Marian.


Thought of the day:

IT CAN BE HARD GETTING OVER AN ADDICTION TO THE HOKEY COKEY-- BUT YOU CAN TURN YOURSELF ROUND,AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!!

[Eman]

Marian, you made me smile and laugh!!! Thank you!!

[Marian]

Glad you liked it Sandra and Eman, but I can't take the credit, I saw it somewhere else.

[Sandra]

Mine too Marian as below

A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horse meat burgers.
Her condition is said to be stable.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse

These burger jokes are going on a bit.
Talk about flogging a dead horse

[karl]

Waiter Waiter
There's A Hair In My Burger
Well Sir, It Is Your Mane Course!

[karl]

Eamon you said the same as me about more people becoming vegetarians with the recent news.

As you say we never know what is going on with veggies either.

Sometimes ignorance is bliss or we'd never eat anything!

[Sandra]

A cow walks into a bar.The barman says'why the long face?' Cow says,'illegal ingredients,coming over here stealing our jobs!'.

Said to the missus,'' Those Tesco burgers have given me the trots''.

To beef or not to beef,that is equestrian.

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Well what d'ya know, some Birds Eye products have now been removed and joined the scandal.
What will be next.. a letter in yesterdays newspaper from a reader who questioned the battered and breaded cod that he'd bought at his supermarket and said it definitely wasn't what was on the packet.
Sounds fishy to me . ..ok not a good joke at this stage but it's early days yet.

[ROBERT M.]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21559451