Today's Joke

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Ha Ha , that's really funny Keith, and maybe typical of many lady drivers, but on the other hand, ask a man to unload the washing machine and also to hang it out to dry...forget it !! that's multi tasking, and like Lyndon B Johnson said of Gerald Ford...he can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

[keithgood838]

Hi L&H
I think women drivers are safer than the macho males
who take dangerous risks just to save a few seconds,
which is odd because they have much more to lose
when playing leapfrog with a unicorn.

[Lena & Harry Smith]

I think you are right Keith. Men will take dangerous risks to save time and to get home quicker to take charge of the remote control.

[Gray]

Very funny, guys!
But, Lena, I am confused, what exactly is a 'washing machine'? Never heard of such a thing

[karl]

Gray a few years ago when I had my new kitchen installed my neighbours (who are more friends than neighbours) were looking at the brochures I had for cookers. Ann decided one would look especially nice in her kitchen (Ann hates to cook!!!). I asked her why she wanted it and she said "Oh I'd Never Use It I'd Just Like To Look At It".

Over the years her husband Jimmy has taught himself to cook probably because the poor guy wants a decent meal, he's turned into a great chef and makes nice meals - we have each other over for dinner every so often especially New dishes had a French title, it was good fun.

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Well it seems that a washing machine can turn out to be be a wonderful piece of equipment Gray, for some who wish to while away the time. I heard of an oddball with a strange fetish who visits launderettes, draws up a chair and counts how many coloured pairs of womens underwear he can spot in each machine. . ...

[mariana44]

I will never forget when we got our first washing machine--over 50 years ago--until then, George did all the big wash--sheets etc, in the bath, and he would get in the bath with his bare feet, a bit like treading grapes. !!!! He got them really nice and clean, and his feet were perfect, like a baby's -- right up until the end.!!

[Gray]

Very funny, guys!

I remember the washing machine my parents had when I was a child, it had a couple of rollers at the top that squeezed out water after the wash.
I remember my fingers getting trapped between the rollers and having to visit the hospital - probably why I don't go near white goods now (except the fridge)

[Marian]

I had one of those washing machines Gray, when we were first married. Then a twin tub, second hand. Couldn't afford to buy new in those days!
Nice story about George, Marian!

[Eman]

LOL!!! Speaking of washing machines, when we first moved to the Philippines and our house was being built, the water pressure was so low that our machine from the U.S. wouldn't operate, so my Mum taught us all how to wash our clothes by hand!!! UGH!! I will never ever want to wash a pair of jeans by hand again. Our neighbours didn't understand why we didn't just hire someone to clean our home and our laundry, my Mum's answer, "I don't want to raise my kids to be lazy and want them to be independent.". We finally got the machine to work because Dad had a motor installed in our water system that brought the pressure up.

[maxine]

loving your posts i remember my dear dad bought our first automatic washing machine in 1973 ...we were totally fascinated and watched the full wash cycle ..lol still makes me chuckle ...

love the jokes on here too i have a cheeky joke ...its not crude just a bit cheeky

Woman at dentist ...i hate it here, id much rather have a baby!
dentist...well make your mind up and il adjust the chair!

hope that didnt offend anybody

[karl]

Maxine that's a very old joke but it's still a good one, here's another:-

A lady was being treated at the dentist and the treatment was hurting her so she grabbed the dentist by a certain part of his anatomy and squeezed - the dentist let out a yell and said "You're hurting me", the lady replied "When you stop, so will I"!!!!

[keithgood838]

ANNUAL ACCOLADE

What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

[Eman]

Lol Keith, I'll let my brother and his wife know this. They're both dentists, lol. He'll probably cream me since he's older lol

[maxine]

ANNUAL ACCOLADE

What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

will share that one ...