Today's Joke

[keithgood838]

CUMULATIVE CONFESSION

The accused upon admitting to 144 acts of misconduct
was, de facto, found guilty of gross misconduct.

[keithgood838]

UNINTENDED IRONY

During a discussion on the subject of Nigella Lawson's
alleged drug taking, Richard Madeley, deputy presenter
of The Wright Stuff, today solemnly stated:
'Let's remind ourselves that this is an allegation
and there may be no substance in it.'

[Eman]

Ha ha. Keith!!!

[maxine]

UNINTENDED IRONY

During a discussion on the subject of Nigella Lawson's
alleged drug taking, Richard Madeley, deputy presenter
of The Wright Stuff, today solemnly stated:
'Let's remind ourselves that this is an allegation
and there may be no substance in it.'

Lololol well done Madeley thanks Keith

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Rapid patter, yet boring Madeley Yawn Yawn !!!

[karl]

Rapid patter, yet boring Madeley Yawn Yawn !!!

Lena & Harry are back on form!!!!

[Marian]

I agree Lena and Harry, no matter what is discussed, he has something to say about what happened to him.

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Yes, he's so far up his own backside Marian, and there's that dreaded moment when he might burst into, " The Music Of The Night" ...again, and nobody deserves that.

[ROBERT M.]

Richard Madeley, Michael Parkinson ................

[keithgood838]

The giggle-worthy 'substance' sailed invisibly over the heads
of the panellists too, it must be said folks.

THE NAME GAME

I think L&H's funny, yet true, story on the Lounge thread
about being given an injection in the gluteus maximus by Dr Lusty
(it can be said, just, that he got to the fundamentals of the problem)
reminded me of having a blood sample taken, in an unprescribed manner,
from my neck by Dr Acula ...

[maxine]

Rapid patter, yet boring Madeley Yawn Yawn !!!

Lolol he complained about his years on TV and how difficult they were and then goes on about his four homes all over the world ....many show biz people are in such a land of fairies its untrue.

[Eman]

Dr. Acula huh Keith. With his trusty P.A. Frank N. Stein and associate from Germany Wolf Mann.

[Gray]

I went into Marks and Spencer to complain that the underpants I had just bought kept falling down and was served by Lucy Lastic

[Eman]

ha ha..Gray I love it!!!

[keithgood838]

Let's stay in the shopping mall:

A TRADE DESCRIPTIONS ACT

An irate woman storms into a soft furnishings shop:
'I have come to return this rug which I bought from you
last week. You assured me that it was in mint condition!'
'So it is, madam,' asserts the store manager. 'Look at that
hole in the middle!'