Eman, I am sure we are all relieved that competent disaster management
has averted more severe repercussions from the latest weather crisis to hit
The Phillipines. Here are some tongue-in-cheek thoughts to make you smile:
THE MARRIAGE PHILOSOPHERS
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates.
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me -
Sigmund Freud.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but they stay together -
Sasha Guitry.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage - Sam Kinison.
The most effective way to remember you wife's birthday is to forget it, once ...
Ogden Nash.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays - Red Skelton.
