Matt Monro Forum

Hi Guys,
ive just returned from a cruise (working) and thought i would share this: while i was on there, there was one particular lady who had the habit of popping up in the middle of conversations, or joing people at tables even though she didnt know them , and Never stop talking , she must have worked her way through half the passengers and was rather annoying , even waiting outside the dining room to "walk in and join" unsuspecting people. i thought it was rather funny (i hid away from her haha!! and made a little comment in my show , that every now and then you get a passenger you cant get rid of , not of course directly mentioning her, i called this type oof passenger a CRUISE MISSILE , you can see them coming but cant do anything to stop it. , i must admit it ticled a lot of people!!! hehe

Hi Mark, nice to hear from you again, and hope you enjoyed the cruise .
Wonder if your joke hit home with that lady.
Mind you, somehow wherever one goes there's always one isn't there.
Was she man hunting do you think ? After all some do recommend a cruise as a likely way of finding someone.

maybe she was !!! she seemed at home at sea though as i wasnt aware that she came up for air very often!!! i dont think she would have twigged the joke was about her, i was very discreet and anyway i dont think she went to any of the shows onboard!!!

Ah there you are then Mark, she'd found somebody.