Hi L & H,Thank you for the advice, regards the Nags, but i dont go mad, and i keep records, im well up profit wise, from my hobby.
When i next have a big win,i will buy a grand piano, just in case!
Your mention of the scandal among Jockeys , reminded me of the following joke, which im sure ,if you have not heard it before, will see my point!
Paddy died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St Peter at the Pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter, and asked St Peter what they were there for?
St Peter answered, they are Lie Clocks,...everyone on Earth has one here,...and when you Lie, the hands move!
Oh i see says Paddy, and pointing to a very lovely clock, asks St Peter who owns that one?
That belongs to Mother Teresa, and since She never told a Lie, the hands have never moved.
Thats incredible,says Paddy, and pointing to another big Clock, asks ,who owns that one?
St Peter replies,That one belongs to Abraham Lincoln ,and since he only Lied twice,the hands only moved twice!
Amazing, says Paddy, so please tell me , Where is Gordon Browns Clock?
St Peter replies, God keeps that one in his office ,He is using it as a fan!