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Post by keithgood838 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:40 pm

Well done, Gray, headed instead of heading is a very
common error, often committed by television reporters.
I'm glad this thread is turning out to be beneficial,
as indeed it is for me; often when I transcribe an item
from my manuscript I discover a little flaw therein.

SHORT and SOUR

When what the linguist uttered
was curtailed yet incisive,
he was being laconic;
but when what he muttered
was scornful and derisive,
he was being sardonic.

Keith :wink:

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Post by keithgood838 » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:46 pm

HEADING FOR A FALL

Legend has it that lemmings all
run in precipate procession
to their precipitous, literal downfall
and self-designed destruction.
And if the sad tale has some substance to it,
what malign mania makes the rodents do it?

Keith

Precipitate, dictionary definition: to hurl
headlong. Precipitous: sheer, like a cliff.

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Post by mariana44 » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:24 pm

Keith, I wish George were here to read all your clever little "language" rhymes--I know he would be just fascinated, and impressed--as am I !!
Mariana

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Post by keithgood838 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:16 am

Thanks, Marian(a)
If my Earthly errors are forgiven and I manage
to get through the pearly gates, one of my first
acts will be to broadcast a tannoy message to
Marian's George. Locating Matt will be a doddle,
he'll be headlining at a top celestial theatre.
Keith :wink:

ERROR & FORGIVENESS

A venal person is corruptible
who, when tempted,
is readily bribed.

A venial sin is forgivable,
unresented,
by morality circu-mscribed.

Keith

Venal, from the Latin, venalis,
means, 'corruptly mercenery'.
Venial (venialis) means 'forgivable'.

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Post by mariana44 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:37 pm

I think you and George would have lots to talk about-and much in common.
Mariana

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Post by keithgood838 » Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:46 pm

OLD WIVES' TALES

Starting a sentence,
or a line of verse,
with and or but
is never a mistake.
But should you demur
and hesitate to take
on board this rhyme,
we defer to an opening
by William Blake:

'And did those feet in ancient time ...'

Keith

Note. Some writers cling to the belief
that it is wrong to start a sentence
with but or and. But it isn't.
And that's an end to the matter.

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Post by keithgood838 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:52 pm

RISK REDUCTION

We insure in view of our
domestic vulnerability;
we assure our lives against
death's inevitability,
and we ensure both inside
a cordon of certainty.

Keith
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Post by keithgood838 » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:52 pm

Capitals, like prepositions, are the unruly members
of the linguistic family mainly because there are no
clear-cut rules governing their behaviour. I hope the
following manuscript extract will be useful to forum
members with an interest in such matters:

WHERE THE CAP FITS

When does one crown
an unsuspecting noun
with the accolade of an upper case letter?
There was once a literary freedom age
when capitals liberally littered the page,
all on a whim of the writer.
Now there are guidelines
designed to make things better.

If only. Like awards, capitals should be bestowed sparingly.
Proper names (quite properly) take an initial capital letter.
So does a title: Prime Minister Brown, President Obama,
but not when referring to the office of prime minister,
or government minister for example. Similarly, a rank
in the services is accorded capitalisation when used as a title:
Lance-Corporal Smith, a lance-corporal in the army.
Capitalise a noun used instead of a name,
eg 'We love you, Grandad.'
The proper noun, Gypsy, is capped, the common noun is not.
Reverting to crowned heads,
we capitalise the King of Spain, for example,
but not when referring to royalty in a general sense.
We refer to the Bible (reverentially) but not bibles or biblical.
Capitalising certain nouns to preclude ambiguity is recommended:
eg Mass - the religious service,
the Press - the publishing media,
the State - the government.
Remoteness of connection over time has relegated your
wellington boot, your venetian blind, and your french window
to lower case status.
Promote historical eras: the Space Age, the Roman Empire,
and trade names: Elastoplast, Hoover, Xerox.
Also geographical areas such as South America and West Germany,
but demote northern Italy, and the north of England, for example.
(West Cork has gained notable exception to this regional rule
because of its appealing topography and agreeable citizenry.)
When referring to newspapers capitalise the definite article
only when it is part of the title, eg The Economist, The Times;
however, not the Daily Mail and the Guardian which, in the latter's
case, cannot decide whether the the is part of its title.

Common sense is a useful tool,
as indeed, is The Oxford Dictionary for Writers and Editors,
for scribes with a wish to return to school.

Keith

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Post by keithgood838 » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:03 pm

You know that I am prone to post English language hints
here; however, since I am mindful that they are offered
on a take it or leave it basis, the following is not submitted
in a supine way.

LYING DOWN

A supplicant whose posture is supine
is on his back 'lying on his spine',
or committing an act of submission.
A person whose attitude is prone
is lying face down
or has an unwanted disposition.

Keith

Note. Prone's nearest relative is prostrate
(lying face down from fatigue or grief),
often confused with the male reproductive
gland, the prostate.

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Post by keithgood838 » Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:03 pm

WINNING THE POINTS

In an entire quotation,
like a football inside forward,
the full point is tucked inside
the final quotation mark.
Eg 'We attacked their defence at speed
and played them off the park.'

Where the inverted commas
refer to explanatory parentheses
concluding a sentence,
the full point is like an outside right.
Eg The winger who unbalanced the defence
is known as 'Willie, who gives teams a fright'.

Coach's instruction: 'Defenders, make sure
the full point does not foul the final word,
thus preventing a critical penalty
from being incurred.'

Keith

Note. Where the entire sentence is in parentheses,
the full point in contained within them.
Eg (The most eye-pleasing football in the Premiership
is played by Arsenal.)

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Post by mariana44 » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:00 pm

That is interesting Keith--I had never realised that there was a difference, but I can see what you mean. [at least I think so.]
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Post by keithgood838 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:03 pm

I submit that a primary reason for celebrating St George's Day
is, as BoJo wrote, 'under your nose'. Our wonderful language,
as described in the introduction to my manuscript:
'I would endeavour tp present the lovely lady in the best light
I could create. Reciprocally, she has never failed to focus her
light on the ideal rhyme, word or phrase for which I was groping
in the darkness of my ignorance.'
On 23 April, William Wordsworth last 'wandered lonely
as a cloud', and Rupert Brooke's wish that 'in some corner
of a foreign field that is forever England, in that rich earth
a richer dust concealed' was granted. Also William Shakespeare
was born and died on this auspicious day.

UNIVERSAL ENGLISH

Incomprehensible it isn't.
You need no Einstein intellect
its manifold nuances to understand.
Apart from some eccentric spellings,
English is the least complex of languages.
(Okay, its early infatuation with incompatible Latin
has created some anomalies but surely they add spice,
and who wants to feast on fare that is boringly bland?)
Call it etymology, linguistics,
literature, morphology, philology, semantics
or any of the many epithets to hand,
all are road-signs indicating destination Wonderland.
With some focused effort, assiduously applied,
you soon will find yourself assigned
to the Language high command.
The Greeks, French, Indians, Germans et al contributed
to the growth of a pre-eminent communication-means
on fertile Anglo-Saxon land.

Keith
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Post by jon » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:37 am

With reference to Shakespeare, Keith, I don't buy the story that he was born and died on 23 April. I believe his birth isn't recorded, only his baptism, which took place some days later (26 April, I think). His death is more accurately recorded and perhaps less in dispute. But an incredible coincidence, if it is true.

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Post by keithgood838 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:33 pm

Thanks for your interesting thoughts, as ever Jon.
The idea that Shakespeare birth and death dates
coincide does seem to stretch credulity to an untenable extent.
In any event 23 April is an inauspicious date for poets
named William, viz the Bard and Wordsworth. My second
name happens to be William also, however I am pleased
to report that I have survived the doom-laden date unscathed.
Keith :wink:

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Post by keithgood838 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:55 am

Time to remove some linguistic dead wood:

OUT OF ORDER

The pompous phrase 'in order to'
appears in formal dress,
and precise terms tries to outdo
with its penchant to impress.
In my years of experience,
and the the number is not small,
its 'in order' antecedents
scarcely enhance 'to' at all.

Keith

Note. Even 'in order that' may be replaced
by 'so that'. Let your maxim be: don't let
undesirable prepositions gatecrash your text.
Alternatively, with 'in order' you may safely dispense
unless it is crucial to the sense.

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