He said that new research by a bunch of vegetablist kill joys has discovered that if you eat more than one-and-a-half ounces of red meat a day you will die early.
The message is clear. "Eat nuts and leaves " and you'll live to be a hundred.
Or to put it another way. " Don't do anything that's fun when you are young and you'll live long enough to experience the delights of arthritis, deafness, dementia, pain, incontinence, and being in a crappy old peoples home all by yourself, for 23 hours a day.
