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Lena & Harry Smith
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keithgood838
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EYES ON THE BALL
Ninety-year-old golfer, Arthur, arrived home looking downcast.
'I'm giving up golf,' he informed his wife, 'my eyesight is now
so bad that I cannot see where I've hit my ball'.
His sympathetic wife replied,
'Why don't you take my brother
along, although he is older than you his sight is still very good?'
Arthur agreed and hit his drive on the first tee.
'Did you see where it went?' Arthur enquired of his brother-in-law.
'Oh yes,' came the reply.
'Where did it go?'
'I can't remember.'
Keith
PS Get well soon, Sevvy.
Ninety-year-old golfer, Arthur, arrived home looking downcast.
'I'm giving up golf,' he informed his wife, 'my eyesight is now
so bad that I cannot see where I've hit my ball'.
His sympathetic wife replied,
'Why don't you take my brother
along, although he is older than you his sight is still very good?'
Arthur agreed and hit his drive on the first tee.
'Did you see where it went?' Arthur enquired of his brother-in-law.
'Oh yes,' came the reply.
'Where did it go?'
'I can't remember.'
Keith
PS Get well soon, Sevvy.
Last edited by keithgood838 on Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:58 pm, edited 2 times in total.
NEW GIRLFRIEND,
Hi Keith, your joke triggered another on the Golfing subject ,hope you and everyone enjoy and have a giggle.
Man and his Wife are talking about their future,which prompts the Wife to ask this question,
"If i die before you,would you find yourself a new Lady ?
I might ,he replys,
"And would you allow her to live here with you, and sleep in our bed?
I might ,he replys .
"And would you let her have all my expensive jewellry,cloths,and perfumes?
I might, he replys. again.
"What, even my golf clubs?
No not them,he says,She is left handed!
SEAMUS
Man and his Wife are talking about their future,which prompts the Wife to ask this question,
"If i die before you,would you find yourself a new Lady ?
I might ,he replys,
"And would you allow her to live here with you, and sleep in our bed?
I might ,he replys .
"And would you let her have all my expensive jewellry,cloths,and perfumes?
I might, he replys. again.
"What, even my golf clubs?
No not them,he says,She is left handed!
SEAMUS
SEAMUS
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keithgood838
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Re: NEW GIRLFRIEND,
POETIC JUSTICE
Two male golfers became increasingly frustrated by a pair
of slow-playing ladies ahead of them. Finally their patience
snapped and one of the guys set off to implore the lady
players to speed up. However he returned, having got only
halfway, looking ashen-faced.
'I thought you were going to speak to them,'
said his partner.
'I couldn't,' he replied, 'it's my wife playing with my mistress.'
'Oh, a delicate situation.'
So they played on and the long delays continued.
'I'm fed up with this,' muttered the other guy impatiently,
'I'll go this time.'
Soon he too returned looking even more white-faced
and visibly shaking.
'Why didn't you speak to them?'
enquired his friend.
'I couldn't,' came the tremulous reply,
'it's also my wife playing with my mistress.'
Keith
Two male golfers became increasingly frustrated by a pair
of slow-playing ladies ahead of them. Finally their patience
snapped and one of the guys set off to implore the lady
players to speed up. However he returned, having got only
halfway, looking ashen-faced.
'I thought you were going to speak to them,'
said his partner.
'I couldn't,' he replied, 'it's my wife playing with my mistress.'
'Oh, a delicate situation.'
So they played on and the long delays continued.
'I'm fed up with this,' muttered the other guy impatiently,
'I'll go this time.'
Soon he too returned looking even more white-faced
and visibly shaking.
'Why didn't you speak to them?'
enquired his friend.
'I couldn't,' came the tremulous reply,
'it's also my wife playing with my mistress.'
Keith
