Nutty Novelty Songs

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Yes, you posted that one earlier Marian but it reminded me that...

A POLICEMANS LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE.

[Marian]

I keep doing that Lena, sorry! The same songs come into my head "just like that"! Pleased it gave you an idea anyway.

[Lena & Harry Smith]

A pardon this time..Won't have to take your particulars down :

[Marian]

Thankee Constabule!

WHERE BE YON BLACKBIRD BE?...I've gone all countryfied

[Lena & Harry Smith]

OoH AaH....JUST A LTTLE BIT.

[Marian]

HELLO JOHN, GOT A NEW MOTOR?

[Lena & Harry Smith]

DOWN IN PETTICOAT LANE (there's rollicking fun for fourpence ) Elsie & Doris Waters

[Sandra]

WHO PUT THE BOMP IN THE BOMP

[Lena & Harry Smith]

I LIKE A LITTLE DROP WITH MARTHA.....Lily Morris

[Sandra]

GREEN GROW MY NADGERS OH--Kenneth Williams

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Love that one Sandra

I CAN'T KEEP THE FLIES OFF MY LUNCH ....Jay Laurie

[Marian]

MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

[dennyelvis]

Several Species of Small Furry Animals - Pink Floyd

[Lena & Harry Smith]

STICK IT ON THE WALL MRS RILEY

[Sandra]

can we have monologue types?

e.g. GEORGE DON'T DO THAT-- JOYCE GRENFELL