The following is a compilation of apparently genuine student
bloopers collected by teachers ... O tempora! O Mores!
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all
wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and
travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such
that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the red Sea where they made
unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.
He died before he ever reached Canada.
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another
man of that name.
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around
giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from
an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered
a dramatic decline.
In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled
the biscuits and threw the java.
Julius Caeser extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul.
The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he
was dying to be made king. Dying, he gasped:
'Tee hee, Brutus.'
Nero was a cruel tyranny who tortured his subjects by playing
the fiddle to them.
William Tell shot an arrow through an apple while standing
on his son's head.
Queen Elizabeth was the 'Virgin Queen'. As a queen, she was
a success. When she exposed herself before her troops, they
all shouted 'hurrah'.
Keith
