Today's Joke

[Marian]

That's the way we build up resistance to germs Lena!

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Yes, that's true Marian. Mind you I think as kids we built up enough resistence to scare off leprosy. Anyway, who wants to walk round Sainsburys looking like members of bomber command with rubber gloves on

[ROBERT M.]

LOL

[Gray]

[karl]

L&H if we thought about all these every day things we've never get out of bed.

When I was on a till in M&S I never thought where the customers credit card or money had been but I do hate to see peopl put paper money in their mouth when they are looking for something.

I wash my hands whenever I come in from outside, and if I've been touching the wheelie bins I wash them before I even have a wee, hope this is not TOO much information

[Eman]

All I can say is OMG....and EWWWWWWWWWW...

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Well when we think about money and how that changes hands, and yet if we saw a Twenty pound note, a Tenner or a Five pound note on the ground, we wouldn't stop to think if it's been in anyones mouth or any other orifice come to that, concerns about germs would be momentarily forgotten.

[Marian]

Is that where you keep your money Lena?!!

[Lena & Harry Smith]

I was hoping to keep that a secret Marian, after all toliet rolls are bl..dy expensive these days.

[Marian]

[Gray]

I went for a job at the council as a litter picker, the boss asked me if I had any experience.
I said, "No, I will pick it up as I go along"

[karl]

Oh Gray, you get worse as you get older!!!!!

[Eman]

Gray, LOL..nice one!!

[Marian]

Good one Gray!

[keithgood838]

A humorous gem, that one Gray.

LINGERIE LOITERING

A customer, browsing in the women's department
of a large store, examines a bra made from sheepdog
fur: 'Will this bra keep my boobs warm?' she enquires
of an assistant.
Assistant: 'No, but it will round them up and point them
in the right direction.'