POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by maxine » Thu May 22, 2014 9:04 pm

keithgood838 wrote:Maxine, 154 love sonnets, a most restrictive verse form; as you know
the sonnet comprises 14 lines of 10 syllables in iambic pentameter.
Quite apart from the magical plays.
If this isn't at genius at work I don't know what is.

8)

8) 8) 8) Keith :D
Softly, I will leave you softly
For my heart would break if you should wake and see me go.....

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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by Eman » Thu May 22, 2014 9:58 pm

Very true Keith, very very true

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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by keithgood838 » Fri May 23, 2014 7:15 pm

AN ADMINISTRATIVE ANACHRONISM

At a time when some of us are struggling
to keep up with the brisk march of technology,
when the ubiquitous computer is communications king,
when the touch of a keypad enables public opinion polling,
we Britons decide on our governmental destiny
using a pencil attached to a piece of string.

Keith Good

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Post by Eman » Sat May 24, 2014 1:27 am

Nicely put Keith!! Not only the Brittons, but they Americans also.

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Post by Lena & Harry Smith » Sat May 24, 2014 7:54 am

Yes, it was smiles all round and a cheery greeting, ( more of relief I thought ) yesterday morning when we cast our vote at 8.30 am, imagining that we were the first faces they had seen since opening time at 7.am. :D

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Post by keithgood838 » Sat May 24, 2014 12:00 pm

ANCIENT & MODERN

L&H, I'm impressed your democratic duty
was promptly exercised;
Eman, I thought your voting systems
were highly mechanised;
either way protects our freedom
not universally prized.

:)

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Post by Eman » Sat May 24, 2014 4:50 pm

Some are Keith, and some aren't..I know in some polling places they do that thing with the card where you poke the ballot with the pin on some card.
I always vote by absentee ballot, though sometimes I think why bother as the candidates say one thing and once in office do something else and change their agendas. Hmmm.. sorry for my political view rant.. ha ha..

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Post by ROBERT M. » Sun May 25, 2014 2:36 am

Eman, politicians are all the same :roll:
"My Tears Will Fall Now That You're Gone,
I Can't Help But Cry, But I Must Go On" :(

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Post by Lena & Harry Smith » Sun May 25, 2014 12:02 pm

You are not far wrong Robert, and choosing who to vote for this time was the most difficult decision we can ever remember making. Some people we know have chosen not to even bother, but if our vote helps to get rid of this upper class party of morons who haven't got a compassionate bone in their body it will have been worth the walk to the polling station. :evil
For many of those unfortunate people affected by the hated bedroom tax, how is it right that politicians and the like who have fraudently acquired second homes through their ill gotten gains and without being prosecuted, can sleep securely and contented in their beds. :(

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Post by ROBERT M. » Mon May 26, 2014 2:12 am

GREAT post L&H .............100 per cent agreement :D
"My Tears Will Fall Now That You're Gone,
I Can't Help But Cry, But I Must Go On" :(

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Post by Lena & Harry Smith » Mon May 26, 2014 7:09 am

Time will tell Robert, but UKIP was an ( Unmistakably Kick In the Pants ) :wink: for the rest of the party's in this European election.

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Post by keithgood838 » Mon May 26, 2014 11:41 am

PROLIX POLITICIANS

Their padlocked minds preclude
an answer in simple yes or no,
instead launching into crude
party political spiel they go,
where black is white,
day is night and left is right,
giving democracy an undeserved bad name -
in that sense, Robert, the dissembling
deceivers are all the same.

:roll:

Love your satirical name for the Kippers
L&H. :)

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Post by Lena & Harry Smith » Mon May 26, 2014 10:39 pm

Very true Keith, just endless bull.... :x

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Post by Eman » Tue May 27, 2014 2:38 am

Agreed to all.

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Post by keithgood838 » Tue May 27, 2014 7:04 pm

Our old friend Anon gives his/her take on the perfidiousness
of the ruling class thus:

SHE WAS POOR BUT SHE WAS HONEST

She was poor but she was honest,
Victim of the squire's whim:
First he loved her, then he left her,
And she lost her honest name.

Then she ran away to London,
For to hide her grief and shame;
There she met another squire,
And she lost her name again.

See her riding in her carriage,
In the park and all so gay:
All the nibs and nobby persons
Come to pass the time of day.

See the little old-world village
Where her aged parents live,
Drinking the champagne she sends them;
But they never can forgive.

In the rich man's arms she flutters,
Like a bird with broken wing:
First he loved her, then he left her,
And she hasn't got a ring.

See him in the splendid mansion,
Entertaining with the best,
While the the girl that he has ruined
Entertains a sordid guest.

See him in the House of Commons
Making laws to put down crime,
While the victim of his passions
Trails her way through mud and slime.

Standing on the bridge at midnight
She says: 'Farewell, blighted love.'
There's a scream, a splash - good heavens!
What is she a-doing of?

Then they drag her from the river,
Water from her clothes they wrang,
For they thought that she was drownded;
But the corpse got up and sang:

'It's the same the whole world over;
It's the poor that gets the blame,
It's the rich that gets the pleasure.
Isn't it a blooming shame?'

:(

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