Christmas Joke

[Edgar]

Did you hear about the Jewish Father Christmas? Came down the chimney, woke all the kids up, and said " would you like to buy some toys? And please don't mention PC or racism as I'm laughing at myself here

[ROBERT M.]

Where have you been since the Fan Club Meet, Edgar?? been away again?? good joke though

[Edgar]

No Robert, I am not away again, not till next Saturday anyway! I have been quite busy over the last few weeks, and now a bit upset about the result at Hull yesterday. I knew it couldn't last!

[Gray]

Hi Edgar

You did predict that Cardiff would fall away, hard luck fella, although there is still half a season to go....you never know!

Myself? I'm preparing for League One.
We are finished, I'm afraid. In my humble opinion, this is the worst set of players ever to pull on the white shirt of Leeds.

Gray

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Edgar and Gray, We both commiserate with Leeds and Cardiff's performance yesterday, but Harry's all prepared to watch them on ITV. anyway meantime another Jewish Christmas joke.

The teacher was very curious about how her pupils celebrated Christmas Eve,
She said, Tell me Patrick, what do you do on Christmas Eve.?
Patrick addressed the class, Well miss ,me and my Twelve Brothers and Sisters go to Midnight Mass and we sing hymns. Then we come home very late and put mince pies by the back door, hang up our stockings, then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys.
That's very nice Patrick, Now Jimmy Brown what do you do on Christmas Eve.?
Well miss me and my Sister go to church with Mum And Dad, we sing carols and we get home ever so late . We put mince pies and milk by the Chimney and hang up our stockings and can hardly sleep for the excitement. That is so nice Jimmy.
Then remembering that there was a little Jewish boy in the class and not wishing to leave him out of the discussionn asked. Now Sammy Cohen what do you do on Christmas Eve?
Well miss, it's the same old thing every year. Dad comes home from the office. We pile into the Rolls and drive to his toy factory. When we get inside we look at all the empty shelves and join in a chorus of "What A Friend We Have In Jesus."
Then we go to the Bahamas.

[Edgar]

Ha ha, that's a good one

[Gray]

LOL (laugh out loud) - very good, L&H.

Gray

[Edgar]

There's also the Christmas Card verse which a friend sent me yars ago:

Roses are Reddish
Violets are Blueish
If it wasn't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish!!

Think I'll send that one to my Rabbi!!

[Lena & Harry Smith]

That's a good one too Edgar, and i can tell tell you now, the air's a bit bluish round here at this time. My cellotape machine's gone missing and i'm trying to wrap parcels.
Must get on! !!!!

[Edgar]

Harry, where have you hidden it?

[Lena & Harry Smith]

He's gone out Edgar.

[Edgar]

and probably taken it with him. He'll come to a sticky end

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Yes Edgar while I have my Camomile tea .