the following is a true story, in similar vein,
told by a friend of ours who shall be nameless.
I have posted it here previously; however
I cannot remember the title I gave it then.
This will have to suffice:
MORTIFYING MEDICATION
His dog contracted a mild dose of mange
and a neighbour of his told him about a cure
obtainable at a chemist's. Since it comprised
an abstruse formula and a obscure name he
wrote it on a piece of paper.
Our friend presented it to the chemist who,
on handing over the medication, asked:
'Have you used this product before?'
Being in a hurry and not wishing to hear a long
lecture on the subject, our friend replied:
'Oh, I use it all the time.'
When he arrived home and examined the
packet's contents carefully they read:
'Pubic Hair Remover.'
