Today's Joke

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Lena & Harry Smith
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Post by Lena & Harry Smith » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:18 am

Perhaps those patronizing morons who suggest giving this food to the poor people, could share it out among themselves and their families and wash it down with a few cans of a product that's being shown now on Facebook.
A can of TESCO VALUE LAGER claimed to be 70% HORSE PISS Quality Guaranteed. :D :D :D

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Post by karl » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:33 am

L&H some lagers taste like horse piss!!!! :D Not that I've ever sampled the real thing but I can imagine!!!! :shock:

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Post by Lena & Harry Smith » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:55 am

:D :D :D :D :D come to think of it Karl, our next door Polish ex neighbour worked for Carlsburg for many years, retired, but then started acting strange and was taken away to a care home. Mmm we wonder. !!!!

Please select your TESCO products and ADD TO CART. :)

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Post by karl » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:25 pm

Don't worry L&H there's a lot of folk been acting strange for years. :D
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Post by Lena & Harry Smith » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:53 pm

Yes, we've realised that Karl and tumbled something was wrong when our neighbour was running to the rubbish shute in just her knickers. :roll:

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Post by ROBERT M. » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:12 pm

At least she had her knickers on :lol: :lol:
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Post by karl » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:53 pm

Ah but maybe someone had already put her clothes down the shute and she was trying to get them back???? :D

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Post by Lena & Harry Smith » Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:13 pm

I'm trying to picture that :D :D

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Post by keithgood838 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:12 pm

LOVE LETTER

What did the 'r' say to the 'n'?
'If we got it together
we could make an m.'

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Post by Gray » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:05 am

Lena, I can't stop laughing at your post :)

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Post by Lena & Harry Smith » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:28 am

Hi Gray, what with the lousy weather and the horsemeat scandal we all need need a laugh right now don't we, but now we've learned this morning that 80% of elderley people in care homes have Alzheimers. If there is a connection i'm turning vegetarian. :D

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Post by Gray » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:56 pm

:)

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Post by Eman » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:20 pm

LOL Lena and Henry, but like I said to Karl, you never know what they might find in the veggies, ha ha..isn't anything safe anymore?

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Post by Lena & Harry Smith » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:42 pm

Well Eman, here's the latest that we learned yesterday on TV that one of the easiest ways of picking up bacterior is from supermarket trolleys. :roll: Mind you people don't just put their food items in them, they dump there kids in them and goodness knows where their hands have been :D but the worst danger are the handles that we use to push the trolleys around. I had never thought of that, but I do now. :!: :!:

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Post by Eman » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:39 pm

Lena and Harry, all I can say is gross! It was easier back on days gone by when we weren't all aware of this stuff. Though it's good, but sometimes when you think about it, it makes you gag.

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