Today's Joke

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Perhaps those patronizing morons who suggest giving this food to the poor people, could share it out among themselves and their families and wash it down with a few cans of a product that's being shown now on Facebook.
A can of TESCO VALUE LAGER claimed to be 70% HORSE PISS Quality Guaranteed.

[karl]

L&H some lagers taste like horse piss!!!! Not that I've ever sampled the real thing but I can imagine!!!!

[Lena & Harry Smith]

come to think of it Karl, our next door Polish ex neighbour worked for Carlsburg for many years, retired, but then started acting strange and was taken away to a care home. Mmm we wonder. !!!!

Please select your TESCO products and ADD TO CART.

[karl]

Don't worry L&H there's a lot of folk been acting strange for years.

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Yes, we've realised that Karl and tumbled something was wrong when our neighbour was running to the rubbish shute in just her knickers.

[ROBERT M.]

At least she had her knickers on

[karl]

Ah but maybe someone had already put her clothes down the shute and she was trying to get them back????

[Lena & Harry Smith]

I'm trying to picture that

[keithgood838]

LOVE LETTER

What did the 'r' say to the 'n'?
'If we got it together
we could make an m.'

[Gray]

Lena, I can't stop laughing at your post

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Hi Gray, what with the lousy weather and the horsemeat scandal we all need need a laugh right now don't we, but now we've learned this morning that 80% of elderley people in care homes have Alzheimers. If there is a connection i'm turning vegetarian.

[Gray]

[Eman]

LOL Lena and Henry, but like I said to Karl, you never know what they might find in the veggies, ha ha..isn't anything safe anymore?

[Lena & Harry Smith]

Well Eman, here's the latest that we learned yesterday on TV that one of the easiest ways of picking up bacterior is from supermarket trolleys. Mind you people don't just put their food items in them, they dump there kids in them and goodness knows where their hands have been but the worst danger are the handles that we use to push the trolleys around. I had never thought of that, but I do now.

[Eman]

Lena and Harry, all I can say is gross! It was easier back on days gone by when we weren't all aware of this stuff. Though it's good, but sometimes when you think about it, it makes you gag.