PERSONAL PROFILING
A male passenger boards an aircraft at London Heathrow bound for New York.
As he settles into his seat his attention is drawn to a stunningly beautiful woman
heading towards his seat and bingo - she takes the vacant one beside him.
'Hello,' he ventures. 'Business trip or vacation?'
She smiles demurely and replies: 'Business. I'm going to attend the annual nymphomaniac
convention in the United States.'
He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever clapped eyes on
sitting next to him, and she is going to a meeting for nymophomaniacs! Keeping a tight
lid on his mounting excitement he faux-nonchalantly enquires: 'What's you role at this convention?'
'Lecturer,' she declares. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'
'Really,' he offers interestedly, 'what myths are those?'
'Well,' she begins patiently, 'one popular misapprehension is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the native American Indian who is most
likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers
when actually it is men of Greek descent. We have also found the best potential lovers
are the Irish.' Suddenly the woman becomes obviously uncomfortable and reddens slightly.
'I'm sorry,' she whispers self-consciously, 'I shouldn't be discussing these matters with you;
I don't even know your name.'
'Tonto,' he states firmly, 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'
