POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by ROBERT M. » Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:35 am

But Keith.............do we know the whole story ??..............I don't think so.
Setting of at 2.30 am, where was he going ? and why was he going at that time ? :wink:
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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by usafret » Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:26 pm

i don't think he is used to driving at nite
don't worry the tabolids will get the "true" story, just hang in
ed

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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by ROBERT M. » Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:41 am

Yes Ed, the true story will come out eventually.......... but Tiger is presently denying anything to the contrary........but he would wouldn't he ? :wink: .................now if it had happend at 4.00 am (Fore!) then we might have guessed what the outcome would have been ie....... miles off the fairway (driveway) and hitting hazards :lol: :lol:
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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by ROBERT M. » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:58 am

The truth is finally coming out now :wink: ............... slowly but surely :)
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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by keithgood838 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:36 pm

It seems that Tiger was doing what comes naturally,
all along: playing a-round and bagging the birdies;
the best swinger in town.
Keith :)

PS Robert, thanks for your good wishes re my posts compilation;
you'll agree that Ed should take a bow, too, in recognition
of his comedic contribution.

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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by keithgood838 » Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:48 pm

ORLANDO OPPROBRIUM
(with apologies to William Blake)

Tiger, Tiger, not so bright,
prowling waywardly by night,
what rogue fire hydrant, or tree,
could frame such fearful infamy?

In what distant swooning skies
fluttered lashes of love's eyes?
On what wings did he aspire
to reach the acme of desire?

Now licking scars of wounded fame,
the tiger backs off being big game
and tries to win with recompense
from forest-foraged endorsements.

Keith Good :wink:
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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by Marian » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:25 pm

Very clever Keith. :D I'm sure William Blake would forgive you :wink:

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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by Lena & Harry Smith » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:04 am

Didn't need to wait for the tabloids Ed, surprised ? No.. usual Mr nice guy story, worked that out from day one. :wink: :wink:

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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by mariana44 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:09 am

Oh--I get it now--this is about Tiger Woods !!

Sorry--just been really busy--and my brain is not working normally !!!!
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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by ROBERT M. » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:10 am

Tigers infidelity count is now............14 and still counting :wink: :)
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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by Gray » Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:59 am

He's obviously had too much time on his hands, hasn't he ever heard of hobbies?
He should of taken up golf or something.:)

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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by Marian » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:56 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Gray :wink:
I see there was some clergyman yesterday complaining that none of Tiger's 'girlfriends' were black, and didn't he think they were good enough for him!! :D He said this would have a detrimental effect on young black girls :o :o
Marian :wink:

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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by keithgood838 » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:59 am

I think it's time to inject some seriousness
into these proceedings. :)
In the current 'climate' of opinion the phrase
'better safe than sorry' takes on apocalyptic significance:

DECEMBER 2009

While Copenhagen's rationale entails
the contentious clean-up of the air
marred Mother Earth inhales,
Christmas stokes a global atmosphere
that benignly prevails
over a twelve-day span;
proof that the relief of Earth's travails
is extant in the heart of man.

Keith Good

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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by mariana44 » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:41 pm

I heard Tigers count of girlfriends is now up to 18---seems appropriate !!
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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek

Post by keithgood838 » Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:48 pm

Marian(a)!

I'm trying to be serious,
but you're hell bent on merriment;
have you been on the sherry meant
for Christmas?

Keith :wink:

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