Setting of at 2.30 am, where was he going ? and why was he going at that time ?
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But Keith.............do we know the whole story ??..............I don't think so.
Setting of at 2.30 am, where was he going ? and why was he going at that time ?
Setting of at 2.30 am, where was he going ? and why was he going at that time ?
"My Tears Will Fall Now That You're Gone,
I Can't Help But Cry, But I Must Go On"
I Can't Help But Cry, But I Must Go On"
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i don't think he is used to driving at nite
don't worry the tabolids will get the "true" story, just hang in
ed
don't worry the tabolids will get the "true" story, just hang in
ed
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Yes Ed, the true story will come out eventually.......... but Tiger is presently denying anything to the contrary........but he would wouldn't he ? .................now if it had happend at 4.00 am (Fore!) then we might have guessed what the outcome would have been ie....... miles off the fairway (driveway) and hitting hazards 
.................now if it had happend at 4.00 am (Fore!) then we might have guessed what the outcome would have been ie....... miles off the fairway (driveway) and hitting hazards "My Tears Will Fall Now That You're Gone,
I Can't Help But Cry, But I Must Go On"
I Can't Help But Cry, But I Must Go On"
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The truth is finally coming out now ............... slowly but surely 
............... slowly but surely "My Tears Will Fall Now That You're Gone,
I Can't Help But Cry, But I Must Go On"
I Can't Help But Cry, But I Must Go On"
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Re: POEMS - With Tongue In Cheek
It seems that Tiger was doing what comes naturally,
all along: playing a-round and bagging the birdies;
the best swinger in town.
Keith
PS Robert, thanks for your good wishes re my posts compilation;
you'll agree that Ed should take a bow, too, in recognition
of his comedic contribution.
all along: playing a-round and bagging the birdies;
the best swinger in town.
Keith
PS Robert, thanks for your good wishes re my posts compilation;
you'll agree that Ed should take a bow, too, in recognition
of his comedic contribution.
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ORLANDO OPPROBRIUM
(with apologies to William Blake)
Tiger, Tiger, not so bright,
prowling waywardly by night,
what rogue fire hydrant, or tree,
could frame such fearful infamy?
In what distant swooning skies
fluttered lashes of love's eyes?
On what wings did he aspire
to reach the acme of desire?
Now licking scars of wounded fame,
the tiger backs off being big game
and tries to win with recompense
from forest-foraged endorsements.
Keith Good
(with apologies to William Blake)
Tiger, Tiger, not so bright,
prowling waywardly by night,
what rogue fire hydrant, or tree,
could frame such fearful infamy?
In what distant swooning skies
fluttered lashes of love's eyes?
On what wings did he aspire
to reach the acme of desire?
Now licking scars of wounded fame,
the tiger backs off being big game
and tries to win with recompense
from forest-foraged endorsements.
Keith Good
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Very clever Keith. 
I'm sure William Blake would forgive you
I'm sure William Blake would forgive you -
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Didn't need to wait for the tabloids Ed, surprised ? No.. usual Mr nice guy story, worked that out from day one.
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Oh--I get it now--this is about Tiger Woods !!
Sorry--just been really busy--and my brain is not working normally !!!!
Sorry--just been really busy--and my brain is not working normally !!!!
Mariana
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Tigers infidelity count is now............14 and still counting
"My Tears Will Fall Now That You're Gone,
I Can't Help But Cry, But I Must Go On"
I Can't Help But Cry, But I Must Go On"
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He's obviously had too much time on his hands, hasn't he ever heard of hobbies?
He should of taken up golf or something.
He should of taken up golf or something.
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Gray I see there was some clergyman yesterday complaining that none of Tiger's 'girlfriends' were black, and didn't he think they were good enough for him!!
He said this would have a detrimental effect on young black girls 
Marian
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I think it's time to inject some seriousness
into these proceedings.
In the current 'climate' of opinion the phrase
'better safe than sorry' takes on apocalyptic significance:
DECEMBER 2009
While Copenhagen's rationale entails
the contentious clean-up of the air
marred Mother Earth inhales,
Christmas stokes a global atmosphere
that benignly prevails
over a twelve-day span;
proof that the relief of Earth's travails
is extant in the heart of man.
Keith Good
into these proceedings.
In the current 'climate' of opinion the phrase
'better safe than sorry' takes on apocalyptic significance:
DECEMBER 2009
While Copenhagen's rationale entails
the contentious clean-up of the air
marred Mother Earth inhales,
Christmas stokes a global atmosphere
that benignly prevails
over a twelve-day span;
proof that the relief of Earth's travails
is extant in the heart of man.
Keith Good
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I heard Tigers count of girlfriends is now up to 18---seems appropriate !!
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Marian(a)!
I'm trying to be serious,
but you're hell bent on merriment;
have you been on the sherry meant
for Christmas?
Keith
I'm trying to be serious,
but you're hell bent on merriment;
have you been on the sherry meant
for Christmas?
Keith